HOW TO SURVIVE LOCKING yourself out  OF YOUR HOTEL ROOM NAKED

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HOW TO SURVIVE LOCKING yourself out
 OF YOUR HOTEL ROOM NAKED

You always thought it could only happen to Mr Bean, but here you are, stark naked,
 locked out of your own hotel room. In Vegas, this scenario is as routine as forgetting your
credit card behind the bar. Everywhere else, it could land you in jail.

1  Cover your pink bits. The fine line
 between fully nude and ever-so-slightly
 covered could be the difference between
 hilarity and handcuffs.

2  Scan the
 hallway around
 you for the two
 things that are
 often sitting right
 outside hotel
 rooms: room-
service napkins
 and newspapers.
 In a pinch, a
 potted plant will
 do the trick.

3  Sheepishly
 knock on your
 neighbour’s door
 and come up
 with an opening
 line that won’t
 freak them out
 the minute they
 look through the
 peephole. Ask for
 a towel or robe
 and for them
 to kindly call
 reception for you.

Find the maid’s 

4  Find the maid’s closet. It may require a little
 frantic searching, but you’ll then have all the
 sheets and towels you could dream of and can
 drape yourself, toga-style, with fetching white
 linen.

5  Stay out of the lobby. This is the most
 crowded and conspicuous place you can
 possibly go. Find a phone and call for help
 rather than presenting your wares to the night
 staff at the front desk.

6  If you have to venture away from your floor, take the stairs. It may be a pain, but it’s better than
 trapping some poor unsuspecting family in the elevator and trying to make casual conversation.

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