HOW TO SURVIVE LOCKING yourself out
OF YOUR HOTEL ROOM NAKED
You always thought it could only happen to Mr Bean, but here you are, stark naked,
locked out of your own hotel room. In Vegas, this scenario is as routine as forgetting your
credit card behind the bar. Everywhere else, it could land you in jail.
1 Cover your pink bits. The fine line
between fully nude and ever-so-slightly
covered could be the difference between
hilarity and handcuffs.
2 Scan the
you for the two
things that are
often sitting right
In a pinch, a
potted plant will
do the trick.
knock on your
and come up
with an opening
line that won’t
freak them out
the minute they
look through the
peephole. Ask for
a towel or robe
and for them
to kindly call
reception for you.
4 Find the maid’s closet. It may require a little
frantic searching, but you’ll then have all the
sheets and towels you could dream of and can
drape yourself, toga-style, with fetching white
5 Stay out of the lobby. This is the most
crowded and conspicuous place you can
possibly go. Find a phone and call for help
rather than presenting your wares to the night
staff at the front desk.
6 If you have to venture away from your floor, take the stairs. It may be a pain, but it’s better than
trapping some poor unsuspecting family in the elevator and trying to make casual conversation.