19 Celebutante – Bullshit jobs and how to get them

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19 Celebutante – Bullshit jobs and how to get them

Be fabulous and scandalous and famous and hot!

Times are bad. Children no longer listen to their parents, and everyone is writing a book.

Cicero, Circa 66 B.C.

$$: Millions for endorsements and everything is on the house!

That’s hot.

ß: 103 degrees. That’s hot.

Skills Required: Look good; don’t give a shit; willingness to change color of hair and eyes daily.

Duties: Be slim, don’t lose cellular Sidekick, carry small dog, do stuff in bathroom stalls.

Famous Examples: Paris Hilton, and then everyone else. Genius comes in all shapes and forms, and hers is something special.

W

Cockroaches and  socialites are the only things that can stay up all night and eat anything.

Herb Caen

How to Get It: Go anywhere, do anything, never let anybody harsh your glow. Be hot. W

The Upside: The cover of Vanity Fair!

The Downside: Daily bikini waxing, in case paparazzi catch you without underwear. Come to think of it, you never wear underwear!

The Dark Side: Sleazy sex partner captures you on videotape and sells your stoned, dazed, humping, raccoon- eyed act all over the world. No, wait a minute! That’s the upside! W

Where You Go from Here: Carl’s Jr., for breakfast.

 

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